What’s that got to do with exercise? #2

I’m making my way into Wal-Mart when a Girl Scout races over all the while shouting “Do you want to buy some Girl Scout cookies?! Do you want to buy some Girl Scout cookies?!” Of course I do, you calculating goblin. Typically, when I stumble upon a cookie-selling  crowd, irrespective of the shape of their intention, I make a mad dash for some semblance of refuge that is entirely out of their field of vision, as I am not above the likes of an unhealthy relationship with food (which is my cryptic way of saying I want to rob the Girl Scouts and eat all of their cookies all at once). Last night, however, as I was politely expressing my no-thank-yous, the little (insert expletive) all but tackles me and goes on to say “but it will help us go to camp.” Now, while I firmly believe that children selling things is a brutal form of emotional terrorism, and I think these tiny humans, in particular, are being molded into manipulative little monsters, if you walk away and leave them unable to go to their camp (What camp?), you are an asshat.
So… what’s that got to do with exercise?…. All of today’s clients are getting 5 (a serving) lemon Girl Scout cookies.

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